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MARA Chairman Buys Can Of Sarsi For Only RM12
KUALA LUMPUR: Today, MARA chairman Tan Sri Annuar Musa, revealed he purchased a can of Sarsi for RM12 at his local Seven Eleven last night. “To the best of my knowledge at the time, RM12 was a good...
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Fitch gives PM’s Bank Account AAA+ Rating
KUALA LUMPUR: Ratings Agency Fitch did Malaysians proud last night by awarding the Prime Minister’s private bank account an excellent AAA+ rating. “In light of a recent Wall Street Journal report, the...
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Nation Celebrates The Return Of Muhyiddin’s Balls
KUALA LUMPUR: Last night at the Cheras UMNO AGM, the nation was delighted to see the long-lost testicles of Deputy Prime Minister Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin have again been recovered from the bottom of...
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PM Pays Tribute To Tun Mahathir’s Premiership By Sacking His First Deputy
PUTRAJAYA: Today the Prime Minister set aside his bitter disagreement with Tun Mahathir over 1MDB, and paid tribute to the former PM’s leadership style by sacking his first disloyal deputy. “I think...
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MACC says RM2.6Bil from kindhearted donors interfering in our democracy
MALAYSIA: Last night, the MACC officers not detained for trying to leak information, confirmed the RM2.6bil channeled into Datuk Seri Najib Razak’s account was not from 1MDB, but generous donations...
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Govt slams Russia’s MH17 veto: ‘People who halt investigations that...
PUTRAJAYA: Today, the Malaysian government slammed Russia for using its veto power to block investigations into the MH17 tragedy, while victims were demanding answers. “It’s obvious Russia has...
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My Next PM Will Come With A 5-Year 150,000KM Warranty Promises Dr M
KUALA LUMPUR: Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad, today apologised to the nation for the poorly received Prime Ministerial flops that succeeded him and promised like the Proton Iriz, his next PM will come with a...
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Economic Crisis Level Raised To ‘Form Committee’ Status
PUTRAJAYA: With the ringgit hitting new lows and world stockmarkets in turmoil, the PM today upgraded the nation’s economic crisis level to code orange – ‘form committee’ status. “The PM told us to...
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Don’t complain or the PM will put you on his economic committee, warns Nazir
KUALA LUMPUR: Today CIMB Group Chairman Datuk Seri Nazir Razak had a stern warning to those who insist on complaining about the sorry state of the nation. “My brother hates whiners,” said Nazir in a...
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Today’s haze a sign we should reject Bersih-style govt transparency, say red...
PUTRAJAYA: On the eve of their controversial rally, pro-government red shirt protesters said the country’s worsening air quality was a sign the nation should trust the government. “Just like offshore...
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With FBI Investigating 1MDB, New Minister Rajib Nazak To Replace PM On...
PUTRAJAYA: Hours after the Wall Street Journal announced US Federal law enforcers are investigating 1MDB, the government announced there would be changes to the PM’s upcoming international travel...
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Salleh says will prove Malaysians prefer slower broadband once internet usage...
KUALA LUMPUR: Today Communications and Multimedia Minister Datuk Seri Dr Salleh Said Keruak promised to reveal why Malaysians prefer slower Internet speeds once the latest Streamyx usage report...
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Deputy Minister Tajuddin announces hilarious ‘slap Chinese’ stand-up comedy tour
KUALA LUMPUR: Ever since bootleg audio recordings of deputy agriculture minister Datuk Tajuddin Abdul Rahman’s freestyle stand-up set leaked online, Malaysians have been clambering for more from this...
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PM threatens to sue 1MDB critic who is not Tun Mahathir
KUALA LUMPUR: Today Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak threatened to sue a man critical of him that is not Tun Mahathir. “Former MCA president Tun Dr Ling Liong Sik made a number of defamatory...
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Jamal says not leading, ‘only middleman’ at sun bear panda enclosure zoo protest
ZOO NEGARA: Today Sungai Besar Umno division chief and red shirt leader Jamal Yunos warned if sun bears were not given access to Zoo Negara’s multi-million ringgit air-conditioned panda enclosure,...
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Man no stranger to anonymous donations pledges organs
MILAN: Today the PM who is no stranger to anonymous donations announced plans to become an anonymous donor himself. Editor’s note: You can get your own organ donor card by clicking here. “The PM has...
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Najib returns home for treatment after unfortunate Israeli PM handshake
KLIA: Malaysia’s Prime Minister arrived home this morning for urgently needed treatment after suffering unexpected Jewish handshake contact with Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu in New York. Signs at...
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We Can’t Afford Compensation For Toll Hikes Without Toll Hikes, Says PM
SHAH ALAM: Today speaking at the Gerakan conference, Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak explained the recently implemented toll hikes were necessary to fund BR1M compensation for the damage they will...
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At 31%, PM Still More Popular Than Haze, Bad Breath and Traffic Jams
KUALA LUMPUR: Malaysians were relieved today to hear despite performing poorly in the latest Merdeka Center poll, our Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak is still more popular than other things...
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Don’t complain or the PM will put you on his economic committee, warns Nazir
KUALA LUMPUR: Today CIMB Group Chairman Datuk Seri Nazir Razak had a stern warning to those who insist on complaining about the sorry state of the nation. “My brother hates whiners,” said Nazir in a...
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